And I was all, "FWOOOSH!"

If no one ever marries me

If no one ever marries me,—
And I don’t see why they should,
For nurse says I’m not pretty,
And I’m seldom very good—

If no one ever marries me
I shan’t mind very much;
I shall buy a squirrel in a cage,
And a little rabbit-hutch:

I shall have a cottage near a wood,
And a pony all my own,
And a little lamb quite clean and tame,
That I can take to town:

And when I’m getting really old,—
At twenty-eight or nine—
I shall buy a little orphan-girl
And bring her up as mine.

By Laurence Alma-Tadema

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

omg I want to play this but I’m alone and I can’t afford to take that risk… man.. I’m such a pussy sometimes.

oh my god this was HORRIFYING

Reblogging again because if I’m going to hell so are all of you. Fucking scary shit.

omg that was NOT something to listen to when you are home alone.

fuck

malpal OUT

Wait, I think I’m doing this wrong…

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“Tell them Mama. Keep that casket open. Let all the world see. It ain’t just burning in Mississippi, hell it’s hot wherever you be.”

Justice for Trayvon.

“We Made It” by Sunni Patterson

I just hate that it feels like this will always be relevant.

This performance always make me shiver.

always put this in rotation.

Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath? - NYTimes.com

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“I’ve always said that Michael will grow up to be either a Nobel Prize winner or a serial killer.”

She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’ ”

“I’m coming for you, Allan.”

This article is terrifying. I don’t know how any can reconcile with their child being an honest to goodness sociopath.

This article was terrifying and super interesting. I wish it was longer.

filed under reasons i dont want kids

And I was all, "FWOOOSH!"

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